New Here

‘I appreciate you’re new here,’ said the undertaker, ‘so let me give it to you straight. No matter how funny you think you are, we never ventriloquise with the deceased.’

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  1. […] I’m giving up on writing novels or short stories. Indeed, I’ve been writing lots of flash fiction lately, if you’d like to have a read. But for the good of my mental health, I need to […]

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